Johanson Mir Bar Stool
Though I’m not yet a big-shot and don’t have my own home bar with a well-stocked spirit shelf (which would be just for show because I won’t allow anything but Guinness to be consumed in my bar) I still...
View ArticleBobium Bar Stool
If there’s one thing that drinking doesn’t do is make me a steady, stable individual, unprone to bouts of falling over and, typically, I will gravitate (like a big, fat planet) towards pubs that have...
View ArticleYou & Me Ping Pong Table
I like to drink a lot. This love of booze often leads me buying entirely impractical things that, whilst drunk, seem nothing short of essential but, when I wake up on my living room floor the next...
View ArticleTorch Lamp
Much in the same manner as Brick from Anchorman, I love lamp. What’s not to like about lamps to be fair? They’re all bright and that and, as the old adage goes, “If it’s good enough for a moth, it’s...
View ArticlePepe Bar Stool
Though I don’t often buy furniture that mildly resembles drugs paraphernalia, I make sure that, when I do, it positively exudes awesomeness. Though there’s nothing I’d want in more in my home than a...
View ArticleBreakfast Bar Stool
I’m all business me. Even when I’m sitting at my breakfast bar, chowing down on my whisky and Lucky Charms, I always strive to ensure that I have a power seat to sit in in which to oversee things....
View ArticleBarcelona Chair
If there’s one thing those Spaniards know how to do well, it’s sitting. So it should, perhaps, come as little surprise that one of the world’s most famous seats is named after a famous Spanish city – I...
View ArticleThe Eames DSW Chair
I’m a sitter. I do a lot of sitting. Sometimes through drunkenness, sometimes through studiously working on grand plans. Both of these endeavours requires a comfortable piece of seating and I’m a bit...
View ArticleLCW Chair
Eames was a jolly good egg I think it’s fair to say and anyone who can grace the centrefold of Playboy but manage to keep his immensely dapper suit well and truly on is alright in my book. He was...
View ArticleLe Corbusier Sofa
As an advanced lounger, I’m in a very good position to cast judgement on sofas because a good 90-95% of my day to day is spent prone on a sofa. With this in mind, I’ve no qualms whatsoever about...
View ArticleTutti Confetti Prints
I’ve been made many offers that I couldn’t refuse in my life. Said offers include: Hello, sir, would you like a Guinness? Do you want fries with that? Flake with your Mr Whippy, young man? As you can...
View ArticleSkate Home Furniture
I love skateboarding but, conversely, I’m not the biggest fan of gravity and hurting myself repeatedly. Therefore, I have a bit of an ontological quandary (thanks, Calvin & Hobbes) insomuch as,...
View ArticleBright Idea USB Lamp
To be quite honest, I don’t really suffer from writer’s block. I think this is an affliction that effects those who actually think about what they’re writing and worry about people reading their work....
View ArticleTetrad Modular Shelving Unit
I remember playing Tetris for hours on end as a youth – to the point where I developed a Gameboy-shaped withered claw and began to experience Vietnam style, terrifying flashbacks about trying to put a...
View ArticleVintage James Bond Posters
James Bond is one suave bastard truth be told, what with his expert delivery of double-entendres and dapper tuxedos but, in actuality, 007 couldn’t hold a candle to me in the smoothness stakes (I wax)....
View ArticleSymbol Audio Desk
I’ve heard of musical chairs but musical desks is a new one on me and I’ve spent some time and drawn some diagrams regarding the logistics of it and, yes, I feel that Musical Desks is a viable...
View ArticleDaniel Nyari Football Print
Football is one of my passions in life and were I not a fat, lazy individual with the fitness levels of a 50-a-day smoker (I don’t smoke, my lack of fitness is as a result of my general inertia), I...
View ArticleSpace Alphabet Print
In space, no one can hear your scream. A famous saying but also one that puts a bit of a negative spin on having a jolly in space, truth be told. Particularly when there are plenty of things that you...
View ArticleHans Solo Carbonite Light Switch
Jabba the Hutt was a bit of a vindictive bastard in all honesty – he definitely wasn’t one of those “jolly” fatties like me – he was more your “throw them in the pit with that big shit-off monster”...
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